Jonathan's Universe

So, I just stumbled across a Facebook group that made me lol a little bit. It’s a group simply called ‘FUCK THE POLICE’ yup. That’s right. All capital letters. According the group profile, they are a “political organization.” One more LOL.

Here’s the description of the group they provided.

In the United States, us as American citizens have the right to express our opinion in many ways, however some ways are illegal more than others, we do have one thing they cannot take away from us and that is the 5th admendment, it is our right as U.S. citizens to express our opinion by freedom of speech, anything you read or write in this group is OPINION not fact, an example is (in my opinion all cops are possible child molestors) this group is to state your opinion, share bullshit stories, and to join together as a nation against the cops that are dumb fucks, dont get me wrong though not all cops are some are actually pretty cool if you get to know them, this group is for the police that think they are hardasses because the have a gun and a badge

In the United States, us as American citizens have the right to express our opinion in many ways, however some ways are illegal more than others

we do have one thing they cannot take away from us and that is the 5th admendment, it is our right as U.S. citizens to express our opinion by freedom of speech

So uh.. you do know that the fifth admendment refers to protections against self-incrimination,  establishment of Miranda rights, establishment of Eminent Domain and definition of double jeopardy. Now you just sound uneducated. I think he is referring to the first amendment… but I thought everyone knew that. Guess not. But I digress..

anything you read or write in this group is OPINION not fact, an example is (in my opinion all cops are possible child molestors)

Well golly gee, that first half sounds somewhat intellgient. However that second half there, yeah.. that’s just baseless and in bad taste. Stereotype much? The average Joe Shmoe has more of a chance of being a predator.. police officers have to go through detailed background checks.

To me, this very laughable. It looks like a bunch of future anarchist kids being resentful to those with authority simply because they have authority. Don’t get me wrong: Cops can be jerks. Some are abusive. Some definitely fit the in category of police brutality. But come on, ‘I think all cops might be child molesters.’ I’m calling Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on that one..

I do find it noteworthy (and very LOL-worthy) that the creator of the group has a profile picture of him chugging something. Probably beer. Oh yeah, his network… it’s a high school. We must have some big law abiding citizens here. Thanks for the laughs though, kids.

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